More Holiday Un-Cheer

Merry Holidays, whatever ones you celebrate.

In honor of the holiday season, here are a few bang-up ideas.

Let’s save all human joy for a roughly one month period starting in late November.

Let’s be caring and give to charity and think about the other people in our lives when we are at a sales rack, instead of just ourselves.

Let us treat each other like crap the rest of the year, so that we can make the holidays feel really special.

Let’s overeat and underappreciate.