Oh, So You are Rude AND Repulsive

It’s bad enough when someone walks into a public bathroom talking on a cell phone. One, it’s an enclosed space and most people have an inability to speak softly on a cell phone. (I don’t know why. I only report the facts.) And two, because it makes some of us nervous bathroom-goers. If I don’t want the sounds of my urination transmitting over the wires to my own contacts, why would I want them transmitting to yours?

But this was just… special.

You would think that one would not walk into a stall talking on a cell phone if she was planning to do anything more than a mere tinkle. You would think that. But, apparently, you would be wrong.