Poltergeists?

Poltergeists are pesky little spirits, hell bent on throwing things around and running up your electric bill by turning lights and electronics on. Supposedly, they have a tendency to haunt adolescents and young adults, those with an exceptional amount of emotional strife.

Translation: The pulsing energy from an angry teenager is potentially enough to bring your house down around your ears.

I definitely concur that angry teenagers are an incredible danger. I also, sort of, think this whole energy, vibe, crazy shit happening all around because of it is highly possible.

Who doesn’t think adolescents are evil?

But seriously, Poltergeists have been documented again and again, and always seem to link back to a disturbed youth.

Treat your children with care. They may break your favorite china pattern.