Disturbing Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Rumor

I read on one very active, and generally very accurate, message board that Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is being pimped as a teen romantic comedy. Please tell me this is too wickedly unsettling to be true. You see, the sixth book was the worst book of the series… by far. I have my fair share of conspiracy theories regarding Half Blood Prince. And it definitely did delve a little too far into the romantic lives of the teenage trio, as well as everyone else in the school it seemed, especially considering that it came between Order of the Phoenix and Deathly Hallows, and there really shouldn’t have been much time for romps in the hallways. But a teen romantic comedy? About the only part of this I’m willing to accept is the teen part. Other than that, it makes me very uncomfortable.