Why Do Idiots Always Win the Lottery?

Nothing pisses me off quite as fully as reading the quote by a group of ten employees from a company who went in together and purchased a winning lottery ticket stating that they are going to stay at their jobs. If they were planning to stay at their jobs regardless of the outcome, why the fuck were they playing the lottery?

You see, lottery money should go to someone who is hoping to give their job the ultimate flip-off, not to a bunch of douches who are now extraordinarily wealthy, but still want to work.

And in an economy like ours is right now, with unemployment up, up, up, and opportunity down, down, down, there is a line of people queued up for these jobs. Even if you really like your job, why take the employment you don’t need? You will still be a douche for jonesing to work, but you could at least be a decent human being and step aside.