Nipple Rings? Here’s some pliers.

Recently the TSA told a woman who was attempting to PTSWWNR (Pass through security while wearing nipple rings) that she would have to remove them to go through. On their behalf, they did provide her with pliers. She sued (of course) and so a statement had to be released.

For those of you who have nipple rings and would really like to PTSWWNR, here is what the TSA had to say about the situation. Apparently, you will be allowed to pass without nipple ring removal. All you have to do is consent to a visual inspection of said rings.

Oh TSA workers, you lonely, horny, pathetic schmucks.